tumblr has become a bigoted unhealthy website where you are praised for fitting into as many obscure minorities as possible and are told whatever u say is invalid if u are part of any majorities and it’s out of hand and ridiculous
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liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
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"Wow, what a butthole."
— Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)
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