July252014

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via satansgspot)

2AM

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via satansgspot)

1AM
12AM
adammuto:

No. 52

adammuto:

No. 52

(via threewordphrase)

July242014

thesimpsonswayoflife:

Ralph Appreciation Post - Part II

(via wecouldbemenwithven)

11PM

You better lawyer up asshole

(Source: tarantinoooo, via chandlerbign)

11PM

(Source: viekastv, via wat-ze-schnitzel)

11PM

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

(via wat-ze-schnitzel)

6PM

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

spoilers: everyones a loser

(via chandlerbign)

4PM
4PM

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

image

image

(Source: skygosh, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

11AM

(Source: kickass-pics, via satansgspot)

11AM
surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

(Source: gucciballs, via satansgspot)

11AM
11AM
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