July302014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via youreverydaywhitegirl)

1AM
1AM
  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
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(Source: xylark, via satansgspot)

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(Source: spitefulcake, via satansgspot)

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francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now

(via youreverydaywhitegirl)

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Anonymous said: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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July292014
zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive

zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive

(via satansgspot)

4PM
  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
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4PM
its always just so obvious

its always just so obvious

(Source: disorganizedrambler, via alternativecomedy)

4PM

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via wat-ze-schnitzel)

4PM
hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

(via wor--lass)

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