Actually can’t believe just how good cheesey garlic bread actually is
And there are still wars in the world, come on people
Anonymous asked: can i c ur nudes
this is kinda old
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(Source: rnerrychristmas, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
(Source: brenthor, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.